BOW BEFORE ME MORTALS

[alias_sqbr]

I have a Phd and YOU DON'T!!(*) I am a doctor! Of MATHS! Shrivel into the insignificant slugs you are before the incalculable glory of my doctory presence!!!!

I don't have any photos yet, so here is my highschool graduation.

EDIT: have to rush to work, but thank youse all :)

(*)unless you do.

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[ataxi.livejournal.com]

Good to know! Now you can perform the Heimlich manoeuvre at restaurants and deliver babies on aeroplanes with added confidence.

PS: apparently there's a woman at IP Australia who is exactly like you in every way, but thirty years older.

[alias_sqbr]

Though not having done those things before, it will be hard to compare :P

People keep saying "I know someone JUST like you", it's very unnerving. One day I will meet one of these doppelgangers and either go "She's nothing like me!" and be very insulted, or be totally freaked out by our similarity and we'll have to fight to the death. Either way, worrying.