Anonymous Elizabeth: everything's better with lesbians

[alias_sqbr]

After a discussion with some people at the swooping_is_bad irc channel about the horrible wrongness that is the Anonymous movie I remembered that when I first saw the trailer it I'd thought "Oooh, I wonder what keeps the 'real' Shakespeare anonymous. Are they a women? Or gay? Or black?" And then they turn out to be some random noble dude, blech.

So. Here is the trailer recut to be about Queen Elizabeth, lesbian playwright.

I used footage from the Anonymous trailer and the movie Elizabeth. I'm really not an expert at video editing, and the original trailer was incoherent enough as it was, so I don't know how much sense it makes. Still, hopefully the basic gist gets across.

My first thought was to use footage from Shakespeare in Love, and maybe somehow make it be about Anonymous the modern spinoff of 4chan, using timetravel. But alas, we don't own the movie, and that would be ridiculously complicated, so no crossdressing time traveling lesbian playwrights for me. As it was I only managed to get the first 1/4 of Elizabeth imported, and iMovie kept crashing. Making vids is such a pain.

Comments

[fred_mouse]

Ooh, I am intrigued. But as I am currently on a device that is used for reading the Internet (and other sometimes more productive things), but absolutely not for bids, I will have to save it for later.

[fred_mouse]

Arch. Autocorrect, and the font size too small to proof.

*vids* I mean *vids*

[fred_mouse]

And that should be argh. (facepalm)

[sqbr]

I am getting an iphone in a few days. Soon I too will able to experience this joy :D

[deird1]

Is the address correct? Megaupload is complaining at me...

[alias_sqbr]

Crud! *edits* Does it work now?

[deird1]

Yay! Now it works. And it's really funky.

:D

[sqbr]

Hooray ^_^