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I woke up at 3am this morning with insomnia and the persistent smell of bleach. This was not fun. After lying on the couch surfing the internet for a while I managed to slip into an uneasy slumber.

My dream:
Me: Cam, for how long has our house been full of kittens?
Cam: I've always had them. I did think it was odd you never noticed.

tommmo: Hey guys, what are you talking about?
Me: The evils of homophobia. But before that, KITTENS

tommmo: Yay kittens!

Me: Are you should be hugging that cat? Aren't you allergic?

gelignite: Yes but I don't care, because cats are so fluffy
Me: They are pretty awesome.

Reality:
Kira: *scratches my toe to wake me up**climbs up to shout in my face*: FEED ME BREAKFAST
Me: You were much cuter in my dream

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stephbg's post Art meets life.