Fixing my garden for fun and profit

So! I haven't done any gardening in ages and the lawn has made horrible headway into the beds, and needs ripping out.

Thus I come to you again, oh flist. If anyone is in need of extra cash I will pay $20 an hour (and it will take a few hours, though whatever you can manage would be awesome) If noone needs extra cash I will also accept free offers of help out of the kindness of your hearts. (I feel bad getting free help, you see)

Any takers?

Blah, I've been avoiding the problem for ages, hoping it would just magically go away. Oddly enough, it didn't :/

Vanilla flares and a bad perm

As violetsquirrel reminded me, Geocities is going away!. (Anyone who was around the internet in the 90s should read that article, it's a work of art)

So, before it goes, here's my Geocities page. Fairly nondescript since I actually kept editing it until around 2001 (I got it back in my late teens. And I have to say, violetsquirrel saying "Oh no, my childhood!" makes me feel very old. We didn't have homepages when I was a child. We had to sumbit to class newspapers! Printed on dot matrix printers! In the snow!)

Anyone else got a Geocities page they want to share, revel in a bit of Gen X/Gen Y nostalgia?

I'd like to laugh at my siblings pages (they were children at the time, and very big fans of animated gifs. They've since moved on to MySpace) but alas I have lost the links. That award is from my sister, by the way, total nepotism in action.

The Great and Glorious Rule of Queen Nancy the First

Man, I'm on a roll with this fanfic thing.

The Great and Glorious Rule of Queen Nancy the First, "Enchanted", het(ish), kinda cracky.
A very silly story of what happened to Nancy after she married Prince Edward. May contain slight traces of feminist deconstruction. May also be horribly sexist, I didn't think very hard about it, I just wrote it :)

Will probably work on it more later, and I'm very open to advice on making it better. (I may not follow such advice, but I will take it in good cheer :))