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alias_sqbrThis is a Fanservicey Beach Event, Kojuro's was ok but not really my sort of thing.
Content note: mention of tropey dubcon in the epilogue.
Tadakatsu: There's a new event!
Me: Who's this guy again...Ieyasu's retainer who flirted with MC, right? Anyway, I wonder what this event is abou-
TOPLESS MITSUHIDE
Me: Uh
GRATUITOUS KOJURO CLEAVAGE SHOT
Me: This is a bit...
TOPLESS IEYASU KISSING MC...UNDERWATER??
Tadakatsu: I wish I was making out with Lord Ieyasu underwater *.*
JOIN US FOR A STORY EVENT FULL OF SEDUCTIVE AND SCANDALOUS LOVERS
Me: Ah, a sex themed event. Well, I'm sure it'll make some people happy.
"There are rumours of strange sightings by the lake, and an even stranger man..."
Me: MERMEN??? :D :D
Mitsuhide: Please, Tadakatsu...teach me how to degrade one such as yourself in a way that pleases them! I beg of you!
KINKY BISEXUAL mermen???
Ieyasu: See to it that the dung beetle does not debase herself in front of Lord Ujiyasu, yes?
I'll stick with the kinky mermen.
...This 'Lord Ujiyasu' looks like Komaeda from Dangan Ronpa.
Masamune and Kojuro's eventa seem to be about pirate treasure...
OH. IT'S THE GRATUITOUS BEACH EPISODE.
Unfortunately I'm really not into established relationship sexy fanservice for relationships I'm not already invested in. Especially given the odds of dubcon. As it was I kept thinking 'put your shirt back on' during the ad.
Ha! The summary for Mitsuhide is "Reports of a Lake Serpent abound, but Mitsuhide is more concerned with his Lady's supposed masochism."
So he tries to be a sadistic dom because he thinks it will make her happy?? That sounds ADORABLE, even if it sounds like there's no mermen.
But my initial options are Kojuro, Hideyoshi, and Ieyasu. So I guess...let's search for treasure with Kojuro.
Kojuro:
OH GOD even in the initial welcome screen he's all cleavagey and has his hair brushed into his eyes instead of his usual cute floppy neat do. Do your shirt up, Kojuro!
Anyway. They're a cute, mutually affectionate couple, though he's a little paternal, calling her his "precious girl".
MC has mixed feelings about the way that, unlike her, Kojuro is always able to keep calm, whether they're making out or he's being insulted.
DO YOUR SHIRT UP, KOJURO'S WEIRD UNCLE KAGECHIKA
Kagachika: Treasure, you say? Sounds fun, let me join your little search party :)
Kojuro: This is no game :/
Shigezane: Now, now, darling, don't be like that.
I wonder what Shigezane is saying in Japanese that gets translated into "doll" for MC and "darling" for Kojuro, and whether it comes across as similarly flirty.
Turns out Shigezane likes Kagachika because they're both ladykillers, though Kagachika claims to be above flirting with 'his nephew's woman'. But Kojuro clearly doesn't like or trust Kagachika.
Kojuro: Will you promise to refrain from running off and doing whatever you think - wrongly - is a good idea?
Kagachika: Yeah, don't worry. Still got a stick up your ass, doncha?
Fisherwoman: Hello Kagachika, ready for another date? ;)
Kagachika: Hello ladies, alas I am busy right now with my nephew.
Fisherwoman: HELLO. HE'S EVEN HOTTER :D
Kagachika: Don't you all have work to do >:(
Kojuro: I certainly do :/
MC and Shigezane: I'll just...stand over here then... :(
Kojuro: MC, you look distressed. DID SOMEONE HURT YOU >:(
MC: I'm fine! ...ok I got jealous >.>
Kojuro: *indulgent chuckle* You have nothing to worry about :)
MC: (He's so calm about it...also is Kagachika watching me??)
Bluhhhhh Kagachika is going to flirt with her to make Kojuro jealously ~passionate I can tell.
MC's worried about the BLOOD CURSE on the treasure, but Kojuro thinks it's not worth worrying about and Kagachika thinks it's EXCITING.
Shigezane: Did you just pat MC on the head??
Kagachika: Force of habit. You know, you used to be this tiny and cute :)
How old is MC, considering that, if we go by history and their established backstories, Kojuro is over a decade older than Shigezane...
MC notices Kojuro being silent and grumpy looking as she cheerfully chats to Kagachika, and worries if he is feeling sea-sick, lol. He says he's fine and pulls her into a fierce hug.
A bunch of unruly treasure seekers start harassing the local fishmermen for a boat, so Kojuro sends MC to safety and then calmly and bloodlessly takes them out in battle.
MC: Yay, Kagachika got us a boat!
Kagachika: I think if we look a little further out from shore, we might...
Kojuro: You've known where it is the whole time haven't you? Why else would you know this area so well?
Just as they see the treasure, a wave knocks MC. Kagachika goes to catch her but Kojuro pushes him away and ends up in the sea with MC, holding her tight.
...ok the wet Kojuro sprite is kinda hot...
Shigezane and Kagachika manage to bring them in before they drown, but not before MC goes unconscious.
Kojuro freaks out, but brings her back with CPR. When she wakes, he pulls her into his arms with swift desperation.
That's a much sweeter, and less sexy, context for him leaning over her with an intense expression in damp half-open robes than the ad implied haha.
Kagachika: That was a blast!
Kojuro, who just watched the women he loves nearly die:
Kagachika: You and MC were very revealing ;)
Kojuro: WAIT. YOU DID THAT DELIBERATELY.
Aw and it turns out Kagachika knows the area cos he was visiting the grave of his first girlfriend.
And they never find the treasure and we never find out what was up with the curse! OH WELL.
Kojuro double checks that MC is ok then apologises for putting her into danger, saying that he's not as mature and level headed as she thinks, and while he tries not to hate men who get close to her he can't help it.
Kojuro: I'm sorry I'm like this :(
MC, gently comforting him the way he previously comforted her: I'm glad you are. It is a happy thing to see the one you love be torn apart out of their love for you.
IS IT THOUGH, MC. THAT'S KINDA DARK.
But he's into it.
The epilogue apparently involves Shigezane giving MC some sort of sex pollen to use on Kojuro???? She's curious, but decides not to. Then he DRINKS IT ANYWAY and becomes OVERCOME WITH PASSION.
I...I think this is probably Kojuro getting Shigezane to help him do poorly negotiated rape roleplay with MC cos he thinks she'd be into it but that's STILL WEIRD.
Ugh I wasn't going to buy it anyway, but it's 4 pearls like the last event. So maybe that's a permanent price increase, which will suck for epilogues I DO want :(
Bluuuuuh I'm really not sure I feel like Ieyasu or Hideoyoshi's events. Guess I'll post this and see how I feel tomorrow.
Content note: mention of tropey dubcon in the epilogue.
Tadakatsu: There's a new event!
Me: Who's this guy again...Ieyasu's retainer who flirted with MC, right? Anyway, I wonder what this event is abou-
TOPLESS MITSUHIDE
Me: Uh
GRATUITOUS KOJURO CLEAVAGE SHOT
Me: This is a bit...
TOPLESS IEYASU KISSING MC...UNDERWATER??
Tadakatsu: I wish I was making out with Lord Ieyasu underwater *.*
JOIN US FOR A STORY EVENT FULL OF SEDUCTIVE AND SCANDALOUS LOVERS
Me: Ah, a sex themed event. Well, I'm sure it'll make some people happy.
"There are rumours of strange sightings by the lake, and an even stranger man..."
Me: MERMEN??? :D :D
Mitsuhide: Please, Tadakatsu...teach me how to degrade one such as yourself in a way that pleases them! I beg of you!
KINKY BISEXUAL mermen???
Ieyasu: See to it that the dung beetle does not debase herself in front of Lord Ujiyasu, yes?
I'll stick with the kinky mermen.
...This 'Lord Ujiyasu' looks like Komaeda from Dangan Ronpa.
Masamune and Kojuro's eventa seem to be about pirate treasure...
OH. IT'S THE GRATUITOUS BEACH EPISODE.
Unfortunately I'm really not into established relationship sexy fanservice for relationships I'm not already invested in. Especially given the odds of dubcon. As it was I kept thinking 'put your shirt back on' during the ad.
Ha! The summary for Mitsuhide is "Reports of a Lake Serpent abound, but Mitsuhide is more concerned with his Lady's supposed masochism."
So he tries to be a sadistic dom because he thinks it will make her happy?? That sounds ADORABLE, even if it sounds like there's no mermen.
But my initial options are Kojuro, Hideyoshi, and Ieyasu. So I guess...let's search for treasure with Kojuro.
Kojuro:
OH GOD even in the initial welcome screen he's all cleavagey and has his hair brushed into his eyes instead of his usual cute floppy neat do. Do your shirt up, Kojuro!
Anyway. They're a cute, mutually affectionate couple, though he's a little paternal, calling her his "precious girl".
MC has mixed feelings about the way that, unlike her, Kojuro is always able to keep calm, whether they're making out or he's being insulted.
DO YOUR SHIRT UP, KOJURO'S WEIRD UNCLE KAGECHIKA
Kagachika: Treasure, you say? Sounds fun, let me join your little search party :)
Kojuro: This is no game :/
Shigezane: Now, now, darling, don't be like that.
I wonder what Shigezane is saying in Japanese that gets translated into "doll" for MC and "darling" for Kojuro, and whether it comes across as similarly flirty.
Turns out Shigezane likes Kagachika because they're both ladykillers, though Kagachika claims to be above flirting with 'his nephew's woman'. But Kojuro clearly doesn't like or trust Kagachika.
Kojuro: Will you promise to refrain from running off and doing whatever you think - wrongly - is a good idea?
Kagachika: Yeah, don't worry. Still got a stick up your ass, doncha?
Fisherwoman: Hello Kagachika, ready for another date? ;)
Kagachika: Hello ladies, alas I am busy right now with my nephew.
Fisherwoman: HELLO. HE'S EVEN HOTTER :D
Kagachika: Don't you all have work to do >:(
Kojuro: I certainly do :/
MC and Shigezane: I'll just...stand over here then... :(
Kojuro: MC, you look distressed. DID SOMEONE HURT YOU >:(
MC: I'm fine! ...ok I got jealous >.>
Kojuro: *indulgent chuckle* You have nothing to worry about :)
MC: (He's so calm about it...also is Kagachika watching me??)
Bluhhhhh Kagachika is going to flirt with her to make Kojuro jealously ~passionate I can tell.
MC's worried about the BLOOD CURSE on the treasure, but Kojuro thinks it's not worth worrying about and Kagachika thinks it's EXCITING.
Shigezane: Did you just pat MC on the head??
Kagachika: Force of habit. You know, you used to be this tiny and cute :)
How old is MC, considering that, if we go by history and their established backstories, Kojuro is over a decade older than Shigezane...
MC notices Kojuro being silent and grumpy looking as she cheerfully chats to Kagachika, and worries if he is feeling sea-sick, lol. He says he's fine and pulls her into a fierce hug.
A bunch of unruly treasure seekers start harassing the local fishmermen for a boat, so Kojuro sends MC to safety and then calmly and bloodlessly takes them out in battle.
MC: Yay, Kagachika got us a boat!
Kagachika: I think if we look a little further out from shore, we might...
Kojuro: You've known where it is the whole time haven't you? Why else would you know this area so well?
Just as they see the treasure, a wave knocks MC. Kagachika goes to catch her but Kojuro pushes him away and ends up in the sea with MC, holding her tight.
...ok the wet Kojuro sprite is kinda hot...
Shigezane and Kagachika manage to bring them in before they drown, but not before MC goes unconscious.
Kojuro freaks out, but brings her back with CPR. When she wakes, he pulls her into his arms with swift desperation.
That's a much sweeter, and less sexy, context for him leaning over her with an intense expression in damp half-open robes than the ad implied haha.
Kagachika: That was a blast!
Kojuro, who just watched the women he loves nearly die:
Kagachika: You and MC were very revealing ;)
Kojuro: WAIT. YOU DID THAT DELIBERATELY.
Aw and it turns out Kagachika knows the area cos he was visiting the grave of his first girlfriend.
And they never find the treasure and we never find out what was up with the curse! OH WELL.
Kojuro double checks that MC is ok then apologises for putting her into danger, saying that he's not as mature and level headed as she thinks, and while he tries not to hate men who get close to her he can't help it.
Kojuro: I'm sorry I'm like this :(
MC, gently comforting him the way he previously comforted her: I'm glad you are. It is a happy thing to see the one you love be torn apart out of their love for you.
IS IT THOUGH, MC. THAT'S KINDA DARK.
But he's into it.
The epilogue apparently involves Shigezane giving MC some sort of sex pollen to use on Kojuro???? She's curious, but decides not to. Then he DRINKS IT ANYWAY and becomes OVERCOME WITH PASSION.
I...I think this is probably Kojuro getting Shigezane to help him do poorly negotiated rape roleplay with MC cos he thinks she'd be into it but that's STILL WEIRD.
Ugh I wasn't going to buy it anyway, but it's 4 pearls like the last event. So maybe that's a permanent price increase, which will suck for epilogues I DO want :(
Bluuuuuh I'm really not sure I feel like Ieyasu or Hideoyoshi's events. Guess I'll post this and see how I feel tomorrow.
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Date: 2020-04-14 03:34 pm (UTC)So he tries to be a sadistic dom because he thinks it will make her happy?? That sounds ADORABLE, even if it sounds like there's no mermen.
This is the one I am most excited for! And I want a mermen event now. D:
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Date: 2020-04-16 01:47 pm (UTC)ME TOO. It could happen, we already had spider monsters and fox spirits etc, and Japan has mermaid-y myths!
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Date: 2020-04-14 08:20 pm (UTC)So far I've read the Ieyasu and Hideyoshi stories. I liked the Hideyoshi one a lot, it was mostly him trying to get MC to be close but not *too* close with his harem of male lovers (or maybe just group of friends, you could read it either way), and then all of them together calling him on what a ridiculous jerk he's being. Which I've been waiting for for a while, so that was fanservice to my taste. The Ieyasu one was very violent, typical Ieyasu stuff, but if you like underwater makeout scenes there was one.
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Date: 2020-04-16 01:45 pm (UTC)Ah, I guess I've just usually only liked the AUs enough to consider paying and am unobservant. Thanks!
The Hideyoshi one was definitely more interesting than I was expecting. But I think I will skip the underwater makeouts.