Mathematicians see patterns everywhere

[alias_sqbr]

So I spent the other day playing and reading about a bird dating sim. Yesterday I decided to explore Bayswater a bit more in my wheelchair and came across...a bird sanctuary. It was super fun to drive around (even if I got a little sunburnt) but also a little surreal. And then this morning, posts on my dash about a pigeon war hero. *waits for humanity to die of a deadly virus, paving the way for our pigeon overlords*

Speaking of which, last night I dreamt I ended up in the audience for an american late night show. "Ug, Jimmy Fallon" I said. "No, no, Jimmy (something else), the other guy." said my sister. "Huh, I've never seen his show," says I. We watched some Mass Effect 3 movie that turned into a story about aliens taking over the world and trying to destroy humanity (well, they were actually uplifting us to a higher state of being by making us think we were being wiped out, then harvesting and brainwashing our children as slaves and killing all the adults. Anyway)

This morning, on my reader? A clip from Jimmy Kimmel's late night show about gay marriage destroying humanity via a deadly virus.

(Admittedly, the other Jimmy in my dream was Chinese American. Details, details)

Comments

[livewareissue]

Your dreams are always so much more surreal and fun than mine! :)

[sqbr]

I don't know, being shot at and thinking the human race was about to be wiped out wasn't much fun! Also I glossed over all the parts that made no sense, like when everyone turned into marshmallow animals colour coded by timezone (come to think of it, a lot of them were birds...)

I, uh, won't argue the surreal though :D

[livewareissue]

I think I missed the part about being shot at :P

Come to think of it, I've never had a dream about a firefight where I wasn't able to shoot back. Weird?

But marshmallow animals = very surreal, yeah.

[alias_sqbr]

Ah! Yeah, the aliens were shooting at the humans, and we had no way to fight back. They especially focused on groups of humans, so it was lots of lonely people running from bolt hole to bolt hole, avoiding getting too close to anyone else. And then one by one we gained telekinetic bio-electric powers (it was very Mass Effect :)) and fought back, and suddenly the aliens were all "Oh, we were doing this on purpose to help you evolve to a higher plane of existence! Congratualtions!" Needless to say we were dubious, and rightly so.

[livewareissue]

Just so you know, I'm picturing you with biotic powers now :)

[alias_sqbr]

Hee. This is an image I approve of :D