A fic and the conversation that led to it

Strictly Professional (Fanfiction.net link)
Fandom: Yuri!!! on Ice
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Katsuki Yuuri/Victor Nikiforov
Characters: Katsuki Yuuri, Victor Nikiforov, Yuri Plisetsky
Additional Tags: Humor, Happy Ending, Getting Together, Fanfiction
Summary: Yuuri is deeply scandalised when he finds out everyone thinks he's dating Victor.
Written in reaction to episode 7, but if things continue as they have been you can just imagine I referred to whatever new heights of TOTALLY NORMAL COACH BEHAVIOUR happen next.

nb: Yuri on ice contains no yuri. This is slash. I know, I can write about guys, who knew?
( A conversation with my friend Alice who can't stream tv right now )