Hopefully ya'll will forgive me crossposting a bunch of tweets just this once. It is 1am but I want

Keep hearing mioawing. Cannot find cat. It’s possible that @distantcam and I have gone mad. (More mad, in my case)
Oceanesque: @sqbr @distantcam Could cat be in roof/ceiling cavity? or behind fridge etc?
@Oceanesque @distantcam This possibility has occurred to us yes. Especially since a carpenter was messing with the floor… Though why take two days to speak up about it?
HOLY CRAP, CAT CONFIRMED FOR UNDER FLOORBOARDS
Levering up floorboards now. Possible we may fail rent inspection on Thursday.
Cat still under floorboards, but we have chiselled big enough hole to give her some water and pats and for her to express her impatience
She is now passive aggressively ignoring us. Like she did for the last FOUR DAYS.
She stopped mioawing once we started chiselling, we only confirmed we hadn’t made horrible expensive mistake with iphone camera to hole.
(she swept past silently, like a small furry alien)
And now @distantcam’s dad has arrived with the crowbar :D
Cat is passive aggressively ignoring enlarged hole leading to surface.
attentive: @sqbr What a bizarre episode you’re in.
@attentive Being out of it from tummy bug, lack of sleep, running around trying to find source of mioaws is not making it any less surreal.
CAT. IS. OUT.
Incredibly nervy and hungry, but OUT. Ahhhhhhhhhhhh *happy sigh* *holds self back from hugging her, which would not appreciated*