Why I am awake

Policeman: So as we can see from the dartboard, the murder victim was disabled. And right handed. I assume neither of you are right handed.
Me: Wait, no, I'm right handed!
Policeman: Oh dear.
Me: And disabled! OH GOD, I'M THE VICTIM.
*wake up*

(Also there were bugs everywhere, it was gross)

Health crap filter!

I'm in the process of rejigging how I filter posts, so thought it would be a good idea to double check who wants to be on my health filter. So! Comment/answer the dw poll if you want to be added to or taken off my filter for posts I feel too self conscious to put under general lock. Comments are screened. If you don't respond I'll just leave you as you are.

Poll #7973

Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: Just the Poll Creator, participants: 28

Would you like to be on the sickblargle filter?

Yes
25 (100.0%)

Would you like to be taken off the sickblargle filter?

Yes
1 (100.0%)

Is this is question unnecesary?

No
6 (33.3%)

Other
12 (66.7%)

( What you'd be getting into )