True love through spite and bitterness

girliejones asked people to describe "how they met their honey" and I decided it was going to take me long enough I might as well do it as a post. Keep in mind I am tired and grumpy, I may decided to write it up better again one day :)

So: I'm a rather unromantic, neurotic sort of person. I'm not big on flirting, and overall pretty crap at chatting people up. Luckily circumstances interfered when I met Cam.

The short version is: We met at a party.
( The loooong version is.... )