alias_sqbr: the symbol pi on a pretty background (Default)
[personal profile] alias_sqbr
Let us go back in time to 1994.

A young 14 year old girl is exploring the library during a free period after German. On a whim she borrows a few interesting looking books with intriguing covers. These books are "Enders Game", "The Ship Who Sang" and "Scatterlings", and together they set the girl on the road to becoming a confirmed science fiction geek, leaving behind her brief Trekkie phase like a discarded skin. That same year she is introduced to this new thing called "The Internet", and uses it to look up all her favourite authors. She is very disappointed to find very little on Isobelle Carmody, but cheers herself up by compiling a dictionary of Quenyan (with some Sindarin).

She looks up other books by Isobelle Carmody, including the at that point 2 book "Obernewtyn" series, which she adores. As a tale of unloved mutants called "misfits" fighting against unjust adults it's perfectly pitched for a nerdy teenage girl.

A year later the next book, "Ashling" comes out, and it's great! The girl waits patiently for the next Obernewtyn book to come out.

She graduates highschool and goes to uni, and joins a university sff club.

She gets the internet at home, and right away joins an Isobelle Carmody mailing list. A friend persuades her to make a homepage and the very first thing she puts on it is an Isobelle Carmody fanpage, which she updates as often as possible, carefully choosing the right colour of rainbow text for each book title. She gets impatient waiting for the next book.

The girl apologises to all the people who keep telling her to read this "Wheel of Time" series, but she's decided she's not starting any more unfinished series.

Isobelle Carmody starts a new series "Darkfall". The girl does not read it.

The fourth book comes out! She's getting a little old for the series now, but she still enjoys it.

The girl graduates with her first degree.

New members of the mailing list start wondering when the next "Darkfall" book is coming out. The girl laughs.

The girl gets hate mail from unobservant fans who think she is Isobelle Carmody based on her fanpage.

The mailing list dies as everyone on it gets too old for YA fiction, and mailing lists go out of fashion.

The girl starts a Phd.

Isobelle Carmody starts another series, and the girl adds this to the fanpage. She doesn't read it.

The girls is told that the new book will be out "some time in 2005" and updates the webpage accordingly. She hasn't looked at the page in over a year. In a flash of inspiration she changes the email link from "Contact me" to "contact webmaster" and never gets another email meant for Isobelle Carmody again.

Isobelle Carmody starts another series. The girl doesn't bother adding it to the page.

The girl finishes her Phd.

The girl gets married.

The girl is now twice the age she was when she first discovered Isobelle Carmody, and isn't really a girl any more. In this time Orson Scott Card and Anne Maccaffery (authors of the other two books) have started and finished something like 10 series between them and J K Rowling managed to start and finish the complete Harry Potter series. None of Isobelle Carmody's three series are finished. An entire generation of science fiction fans have been born and raised and gotten impatient waiting for the Obernewtyn series to end. (She knows, because some of them sent her hatemail)

The girl checks her livejournal and sees that the fifth Obernewtyrn book has come out...

...and she doesn't care.

The End.

Date: 2008-02-06 01:31 pm (UTC)
ext_54464: Michael as a Lego minifig (minifig-crop)
From: [identity profile] leahcim.livejournal.com
:(

That is a sad story.

I also don't recall being a colour of the rainbow. :P

Date: 2008-02-06 01:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stephbg.livejournal.com
That's a sad but great story. I have a few like that up my sleeve. Like waiting for the second Discworld novel to come out. And waiting. And waiting.

Date: 2008-02-07 12:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stephbg.livejournal.com
Not a cliffhanger per se, but I just really enjoyed it at the time and was keen for more. By the time "more" appeared (and maybe the second one wasn't as good as The Colour of Magic) I'd gone off the boil and have somehow developed an intense dislike of TP ever since. I should really give it another go.

Date: 2008-02-06 01:55 pm (UTC)

Date: 2008-02-06 02:02 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
You don't care about the book but you care very much that you've lost that care for it. What an apt metaphor for life and relationships.

The idea that I might lose interest in a series that I'm so engrossed in now is deeply unsettling for me. It'd be like losing a close friend. I don't think I could do it!

Date: 2008-02-06 02:12 pm (UTC)
ext_54569: starbuck (Default)
From: [identity profile] purrdence.livejournal.com
The fifth Obernewtyrn book has come out?

Date: 2008-02-06 07:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maelkann.livejournal.com
If it helps, that thing that I saw at Minotaur that reminded me of you? Fifth Obernewtyn book, so thanks liz for reminding me.

Date: 2008-02-07 01:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] warpwind.livejournal.com
You know you'll probably still end up reading it at some point though.

Incidentally I just noticed the book at fantastic planet on monday.

Date: 2008-02-07 01:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] strangedave.livejournal.com
I've met Isabelle. She is quite lovely in person. I didn't realise the trail of tears left by her lack of literary focus.

Profile

alias_sqbr: the symbol pi on a pretty background (Default)
alias_sqbr

June 2025

S M T W T F S
1234567
8 91011121314
15161718192021
22232425262728
2930     

Most Popular Tags

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags
Page generated Jun. 12th, 2025 02:35 pm
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios