Why I am awake

[alias_sqbr]

Policeman: So as we can see from the dartboard, the murder victim was disabled. And right handed. I assume neither of you are right handed.
Me: Wait, no, I'm right handed!
Policeman: Oh dear.
Me: And disabled! OH GOD, I'M THE VICTIM.
*wake up*

(Also there were bugs everywhere, it was gross)

Comments

[whatistigerbalm]

Man, I love reading about other people's dreams. Did he actually say "oh dear"?

[sqbr]

I don't remember the specifics. But he was played by a cross between Simon Pegg ad John Simm so, plausibly.

[kerravonsen]

Oh dear. 8-(
Please to be scrubbing out your brain with some nice fiction.

[sqbr]

Done :)

[sami]

Wait, victim?

I feel such a bond to you right now. A bond of we both have really odd dreams, apparently.

(AND I AM RIGHT-HANDED AND DISABLED.)

[sqbr]

OH NOES D: