What the name you call me says about you

[alias_sqbr]

This is a twitter meme but I was like 400 characters over because I am not cut out for twitter. As I said there, I kept thinking about doing this meme then remembering I'm trans and getting a little depressed, but it was overall fun to ponder.

[Variants on my deadname]: you either don't know I changed my name or have forgotten

sqbr: We met on the internet

ess...kewbee...arr? sqi...bber?: We met on the internet and this is the first time you've tried saying my name out loud

Square Bracket: You are taking a guess at what sqbr stands for

Square Bear: you found out what sqbr stands for, or are That One Friend From Highschool I Don't Talk To Any More

Satan's Quintessential Bagel Reamer: You are a member of the Cult of Dan usenet group time-traveling from 1998

Dr Sean: We met during my Phd

Auntie Sean: You are Livewareissue's son

SEAAAAAAAAN, Wei Wu Sean: You are moonvoice

muffin, cupcake, or, for some reason, highway: You are one of my Animal Crossing villagers

Sean: Everyone else

Comments

[jesse_the_k]

Ha ha ha.

For a short time* I had a brother-in-law; he read me Asterix, which makes the same amount of sense no matter what language one hears it in.

• divorce, not death.