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Strictly Professional (Fanfiction.net link)
Fandom: Yuri!!! on Ice
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Katsuki Yuuri/Victor Nikiforov
Characters: Katsuki Yuuri, Victor Nikiforov, Yuri Plisetsky
Additional Tags: Humor, Happy Ending, Getting Together, Fanfiction
Summary: Yuuri is deeply scandalised when he finds out everyone thinks he's dating Victor.
Written in reaction to episode 7, but if things continue as they have been you can just imagine I referred to whatever new heights of TOTALLY NORMAL COACH BEHAVIOUR happen next.

nb: Yuri on ice contains no yuri. This is slash. I know, I can write about guys, who knew?


A conversation I had this morning on Skype with my friend Alice who can't stream tv right now:

Alice: are you caught up with yuri on ice
Sophie: I am!
Alice: did they actually kiss
Sophie: hahaha no
Sophie: not even close
Sophie: they did hold hands for a second
Sophie: and there was a significant look
Sophie: but it was skating related
Sophie: if they had kissed tumblr would have collapsed under the weight of gifs
Alice: FFA is collapsing under the kiss
Alice: so ?????
Sophie: OH WAIT
Sophie: I AM NOT CAUGHT UP
Sophie: THERE WAS A NEW EPISODE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP
Sophie: THEY KISSSSSSEDDD???????????!!!!!!
Sophie: BRB WATCHING YURI ON ICE
Sophie: (internet do not fail me now)
*half an hour later*
Sophie: yep that sure was a kiss
Sophie: Again for skating related reasons
Sophie: really really flimsy
Sophie: skating related reasons
Sophie: “It was the only thing I could think of to surprise you as much as you surprised me with your skating”
Alice: they kissed.
Sophie: …suddenly starts pondering fic where the “it’s for skating” excuses get thinner and thinner until someone’s like “YOU CAN JUST ADMIT YOU LIKE EACH OTHER” and they’re both scandalised. It was for SKATING
Sophie: WAIT NO it turns out everyone just assumed they were dating and they’re both what no this is just a professional relationship
Sophie: totally professional kissing
Sophie: for professional skating related reasons
Alice: hahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

(Gratuitous spelling errors etc removed. Also wow there's nothing like posting fic for a juggernaut slash pairing the day after their first kiss for kudos, will store this feeling up for the next femslash rarepair)

Date: 2016-11-17 01:14 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] moonvoice
*half an hour later*
Sophie: yep that sure was a kiss


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I have been so waiting to see what you thought of this! Because I am just happily drowning in the tsunami of IT'S GAY MAINSTREAM ANIME CELEBRATED BY OLYMPIC CHAMPIONS I HAVE LOST ALL RATIONALITY I'M PROBABLY WRONG I BET SQBR WILL BRING ME DOWN TO EARTH BUT IN THAT REALLY GENTLE WAY THEY DO

BUT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Just imagine me cyber shaking you and shrieking in excitement because I would never do that to you irl but cyber me is way way way excited. I'm gonna read your fic right now.

Date: 2016-11-18 10:17 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] flamebyrd
Clearly I must invite myself over to your place for anime-watching again!

Date: 2017-04-23 07:20 pm (UTC)
sanguinity: woodcut by M.C. Escher, "Snakes" (Default)
From: [personal profile] sanguinity
TOTALLY PROFESSIONAL SKATING REASONS

(Just finished watching the show the other week, and now I have to come back and read all the things you said!)

Date: 2017-05-01 01:59 pm (UTC)
sanguinity: woodcut by M.C. Escher, "Snakes" (Default)
From: [personal profile] sanguinity
WEDDING RINGS FOR PROFESSIONAL SKATING REASONS, YES.

You know, toward the end, we were shouting at the TV "Too much skating, not enough boyfriends!" but given that they only ever did boyfriend-things for PROFESSIONAL SKATING REASONS... Well, in hindsight, I don't know what we were thinking.

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