The only one of these I've actually read is Lord of the Rings! So we'll
leave that one alone since I actually got through it.
The one Dresden Files book I read annoyed me, so I'll BURN IT ALL. Sorry
Jim Butcher, you seemed nice enough at the con I saw you at.
I've heard the Animorphs series is fantastic but ends in a rather
depressing way. So obviously I'll rewite it to have a happier ending, and
everyone will be happy.
Yeah, it was the first, and I do mean to give the series another try one
Burn Mr Impossible, I don't remember finding it very exciting.
Gosh, the other two are hard though. I remember them both being very fun in
parts but less effective in others. But Lord of Scoundrels is the one I
distinctly remember thinking "this has so much potential! If only it was
written slightly differently" about. So I guess I have to rewrite it (I
think it was the end I found not quite working for me), and reread Last
I'm going to have to burn the Mill On The Floss. I'M SORRY GEORGE ELLIOT
YOU ARE MORE WORTHY THAN C S LEWIS but I can't see me getting through it
which is a neccesary step to rewriting. It just sounds so depressing.
Rewrite the Horse and His Boy extensively to be* not racist.*
And then read The Cat In the Hat, because there's nothing wrong with that.